My website wasn’t hacked, it was born this way!
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad SQL script kiddie defense..oooh !
LOL
(Source: nakedsecurity.sophos.com)
Lawyers
Person: “Yes, I wrote that usenet post”
Lawyer: “But do you remember what you had for breakfast that day almost twenty years ago?”
Person: “Uhh, no, I don’t recall, it’s a long time ago”
Lawyer: “So you’re saying that maybe you don’t recall writing that message at all?”
Person: “You must be right, I don’t really recall anything at all from that particular day. So clearly I can’t be sure that I actually wrote that post”.
IOW, they seem to want to equate lack of personal memory of a particular date with some deeper existential doubt.
Lawyer: “Your honor, the witness clearly doesn’t even remember the particular day they were born, so they clearly cannot exist”
Person: poof
The government should change its emblem from the Ashoka Pillar to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance….! A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed
— via Debjit Saha
Amarok is much more than just another music player or iTunes clone; in fact, it blows iTunes away. It is Kryptonite to iTunes Superman. It’s the Death Star to iTunes’ Alderaan. It’s —- well, I guess I should tell you why it’s so great, huh?
— Wil Wheaton
(Source: suicidegirls.com)
