Blackberry Emulator in Android
“Android OS has a built in Blackberry emulator!”
“Long press the power button and select “flight mode” to activate authentic Blackberry experience.”
(Source: reddit.com)
Wiedemann-Franz Law
- Person #1: A violation of one of the oldest empirical laws of physics - Wiedemann-Franz Law - has been observed by scientists at the University of Bristol.
- Person #2: These guys have spent years trying to break the law, and now they've done it. Why aren't they in jail?
The government should change its emblem from the Ashoka Pillar to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance….! A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed
— via Debjit Saha
Monkeys
- Sheldon: Man is not the only animal to ferment fruits to get intoxicated. Cant you guess what the other is? Hint, sometimes they pack alcohol in their trunks.
- Penny: Monkeys.
- Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
- Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
Blonde walks into a bank…
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
(Source: reddit.com)
